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09.06.2025 07:31
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Scottie Scheffler’s wife reveals infant son’s bathroom mishap during Memorial win - New York Post
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
Diddy trial day 18 recap: 2nd Combs victim concludes 'humiliating' cross-examination - ABC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Swap Out The Dated Eucalyptus Decor Trend For This More Modern Option - House Digest
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Crypto Bros Celebrate Themselves at Bitcoin’s Most MAGA Convention Yet - Rolling Stone
Just Forget it!
No way
share office space ...
Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
HIV Drugs Linked to Lower Alzheimer’s Risk - Neuroscience News
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros
No, not a chance
No go.
Nuts and Butts
Don't Make This Mistake When Setting Up Your Switch 2 - Kotaku
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids